“There’s no comparison,” Laryssa replied, looking up at him, biting her lip. “Bigger than you’re used to?” Andrew asked her, smirking, looking down at her, knowing they were on the same page. “It’s even bigger than I imagined it would be.” She said to me, making Andrew laugh at her innuendo.
My tone implied that I wasn’t comfortable with what was discretely happening behind me. “You sure it’s big enough for the both of you?” I asked nervously while nodding to the bed. Andrew gave me a thumbs-up as my girlfriend cuddled up with him under his bedsheets. I offered to turn the heat up, but my girlfriend said she didn’t want to raise our heating costs, saying it would be cheaper – and more comfortable, to just cover up with a duvet. Noting that she was chilly, Laryssa suggested she and Andrew get under his covers. You could not have scrubbed the smile off Andrew’s face. I could see her knee grinding into his crotch. My girlfriend and Andrew made small talk, but from the monitor’s reflection, I could see her hand rubbing his chest and slowly making their way down his stomach. I didn’t turn around pretending to be oblivious to their actions. They were both excited about where this was headed, checking to see if I noticed their mischief. She snuggled up with him as he put his arm around her. My girlfriend pushed Andrew back down on his bed and rolled over him, falling to his left side. When she walked over to him, he started getting up, so she could sit down. When Laryssa walked in, Andrew got all her attention. I felt like there was something neither he nor Laryssa was telling me. I told Andrew that Laryssa was popping in for a moment, and I got a tingling feeling in my gut when I heard him chuckle. I had just assumed she was coming by to see me, but I realized this wasn’t the case the moment she arrived. “Perfect!” She replied, making my heart skip a beat. College Cuckold Stories: Your Girlfriend Visited Your Cocky Roommate on Her Way to Work I then sent her a text to let her know I would be with Andrew in his room. I got up to unlock the door for her, so she could come in without knocking. My girlfriend, Laryssa, called me to say she was on her way to work and wanted to stop by our place first. Andrew lay on his captain’s bed watching Star Trek as I worked.
56).I was in my roommate Andrew’s room using his computer, as mine was on the fritz. Pelicans & Chihuahuas and Other Urban Legends. Some tellings of the legend end with the sodomizer dead at the hands of his victim and his victim-turned-killer now serving a life term in Leavenworth. The GI is often said to “beat the crap” out of his tentmate upon discovering what he’s been up to. Whereas the college version generally ends with the discovery of the perfidy, revenge is almost always exacted on the perpetrator in the military version, either by the soldier acting on his own or with the help of his buddies. (Both tellings involve predators who drug their victims with alcohol.) The story has spread widely in the United States over the last twenty years or so, generally set in military barracks or campus dormitories. The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night, and it was included in Gershon Legman’s Rationale of the Dirty Joke. While searching through the items his roommate had left behind this student discovered a beaker of ether and a rag in a large zip-loc bag.Īs Brunvand notes, this legend has been mentioned in print as far back as 1886, in Richard F. He returned to his dorm room to discover that his roommate had hastily moved out and had dropped out of school. The sluggishness was due to heavy drug use. The doctor seemed puzzled because he explained that the cause of the student’s pains was due to being sodomized on a regular basis. After the exam the doctor asked the student if he was gay.
This went on for a week or two before he sought medical attention at Cowell. Apparently his roommate had been using ether on him to knock him out while he, um, had his way with him.Ī guy in the dorms would wake up in the morning feeling sluggish and experiencing abdominal pains. It was discovered that he had a high level of ether in his bloodstream. A guy went to the doctor because of pain in his rectum. A few summers ago, a friend of mine at work told me a story that supposedly happened at the school he went to.